Cheese’s Chest Club was once known as “Chester’s Chess Club”, but was taken over by three young…err…’Ladies’. The geeks in the club immediately died upon seeing females and it therefore and ten cents more was not hard for the club to be claimed as they’re own.
Many suspect that there is a Nazi foundation to this group of three. As well as many believe that they’re plotting world domination with chipmunks. And other’s believe they’re just insane.

In fact, all of the above are correct! Well…‘cept the Nazi part, we just like the uniforms…they’re sexy.

Dani is the supreme ruler of Cheese’s Chest Club as she pwns cheese with her massive watermelons! Ashie-Chan is at her right with her cantaloupes and Manson is one the left with her…cookies?

Sadly, chipmunks are currently unionized and it’s fucking hard and expensive to get a good crew of them for world domination. Squirrels are also.
So we’re trying Zombie Chipmunks. They’re kinda like normal chipmunks but with ADHD, so it’s taking a while to train them…

But soon…..soooon we shall have uhh lots of hyperactive zombie chipmunks running around stealing shiny things.

The good news is: You to can be a member of the Cheese’s Chest Club! You’ll be assigned according to your size….Of course, you can only join by invitation!

You can ask Dani, ashie-chan, or me, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get in.

Uhh really though, we could use a chipmunk trainer? -is jumped on by zombie chipmunk- AAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!! DONT!! STOP THAT AGGGKKK MY NOSE!! MY NOSE!!! SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKIGN THIG OFF OF ME!!! AAGGG!! LOOK!! -points & flails- SOMETHING SHINY OVER THERE IN THE ROAD!!!! -chipmuck pauses, then zooms off and is splatered into three million bits by car-
thanks for the help....-lays there panting-