Quote From Friends
I'll never understand some of them, some of the HAVE to be shared, and the rest just make me wonder where the fuck these people came from and why the hell are they coming at me with pointy things...
"First you smell like Dead Bodies and Bubble Gum.....now you smells like Bacon!" - Bleach (about my room)
"Cock comes in all shapes sizes and colors just like a car some even get better mileage than others" - Josh
“Could resort to assassinating Australians?" - Scotty
Bleach - "EWWWW YOU JUST HAD THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!!"
Me - "Correction! I just had my mouth in it."
"No I don't hate you..."
"I shaved my head...."
"I hate you!"
“I SWEAR TO GOD I’M AN ATHEIST!" - Jerm
" ' Goats and Coconuts'.....that sounds like a bad porn movie." - Bleach
"Why did you just ask god to fix you a ham n cheese sandwich?...." - Mouse (to me)
"God's Bitch yet Satan's Pimp." - Dani
"I love the smell of freshly opened mayonnaise" - Bleach
“Give me back that sock now….” (said to Jerm …one guess what was about to happen….)
“That’s it! I’m going to the zoo and strangling baby giraffes!” - Scotty
“HA! You’re mother fucking baboon ass finger-er with a fetish for ripe bananas and peas!!!” -…Me
“Taste Like a bowl full of bat barf…” - Dad o.O?
"There's nothing more I hate in the bathroom than homosexual toilet paper"-..not saying
“Gambit might blow up the bedsheets .. Nightcrawler ... well.. we wont go there…”
"It's scary how my mind works when I'm not using it." - Scotty (o.O yeah...)
"Sex makes your day, buttsecks makes your hole weak." - XD me
"Take that milk lid out of your nose!!" - Mouse
"Don't even start on the subject of bologna dildos again alright..." - Sam
"Cucumbers"
More To Come, Be Sure Of That >.<
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